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Background Check-Out Time
By adam.cozens | April 3, 2010
I saw a commercial for a website where you can do background checks on anybody that you want. The best part about it, was the end it said “search anyone you want instantly. Search even for yourself! Hey, you might discover something that you don’t remember!” And on the screen it showed a woman surprised to get a result back for having a one conviction on the count of armed robbery.
Now, I went through a phase where I did a fair amount of drinking and I’m sure that there are a handful of things that I don’t remember. But I can’t fathom anyone going on such a bender that they FORGET getting convicted for armed robbery. Forget doing it? Maybe. But the felony conviction you probably should’ve been sobered up for.
I mean, how busy are you that you have somehow just completely forgot about your 3 years spent at county for attempting to knock off that bank?
Topics: Bloggin', Idiocy, TV |
July 25th, 2010 at 3:30 am
I just laughed so loudly at that first paragraph, that I woke someone up. & I’m still laughing.