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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for February, 2010

    New York has…

    Friday, February 26th, 2010

    Two feet of snow!!

    Courtesy this guy

    Shampoo Wins Everytime

    Thursday, February 25th, 2010

    I cut my hair a few days ago, as I often do. I know it seems like a dumb thing to whine about, but I feel like I have a problem with my post-haircut brain. Because I have the ability to remember ridiculous baseball stats from the mid-90’s and can call up quickly the phone […]

    Things I’ve recently mumbled

    Thursday, February 18th, 2010

                      
    If I had a gun, I would name it “Kindness.” That would be pretty bad-ass. And the cause of death would look awesome on a police report.
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    You shouldn’t be allowed to say the phrase “I threw it on auto-pilot”, if the proverbial plane you are piloting would have never passed snuff for takeoff.
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    NASCAR’s new […]

    He started it

    Monday, February 15th, 2010

    How I spent my Valentine’s Day

    Winter Blast 0-Ten!!!

    Thursday, February 11th, 2010

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    Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

    Maybe its just me.
    Doesn’t Rosacea sound like a pretty tasty salad? Not a great salad, but you’d get it about once a month.
    You might order it and enjoy it and possibly comment on it to a friend about how the place across town makes it better, but you wouldn’t order it again for a […]

    Happy February 2nd!

    Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

    It’s one of my 4 favorite days of the year*!

    (along with Arbor Day, Christmas, and Guy Fawkes Day)