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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for January, 2010

    Big Tone! Captured on film!

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Finally captured on film!
    Some in the past have questioned the legitimacy of my claims of having a sloth-like near 500 pound roommate. Well, for the first time, a picture of my roommate “Big Tone”  has been caught on film!

    Undoubtedly fresh off using an entire roll of toilet paper, as per his nature, Big Tone emerges […]

    iPad

    Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

    Apple today made it very difficult for people from Boston to brag about their new iPod’s.

    I make easy things harder

    Monday, January 25th, 2010

    Movie studios like to make movies based on books. I’d rather write a book based on a movie. I’d save a lot of time during character development.
    “Then Craig walked in. Craig was a tall, dark man with…say, are you familiar with Denzel Washington? OK, Craig looked and sounded a lot like Denzel. Actually, […]

    Here be a few new jokes

    Monday, January 25th, 2010

    Hey mass audiences.
    I did a handful of new jokes last night and since it is the holidays (…), I will let you watch and giggle at them. Enjoy.
    -Adam

    Caveman Jokes with Pete Holmes & Adam Cozens

    Sunday, January 24th, 2010

    Pics from DeKonstruction

    Monday, January 11th, 2010

    The show that Dartanion London and I put on in Seattle on December 30th was a raging success.
    Over 200 people squeezed into the Comedy Underground to see an amazing night of stand-up comedy with countless more turned away at the door. Everyone on the show had a great time and I appreciate everyone who came […]