Archive for October, 2009
Wanna see me bomb?
Wednesday, October 28th, 2009Well, at least I acknowledged it…
UNpopular Mechanics
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 Based on all the complaining that my dad does about them, you’d think that there would be a more successful magazine named UNpopular Mechanics!
Wocka Wocka!
The Cynical Sophist
Monday, October 19th, 2009I think that I’ve reached the lowest depths of my own cynicism.
Yesterday I was in church and I found myself judging people based on the importance of their prayer request.
Daughter getting her braces off? That’s a generous 4.
Kidney stones? Bump that guy up to an 8.
Doctor says that you are getting to the […]
Pangea Ultima
Sunday, October 18th, 2009Pangea has always been one of my favorite things about earth. The idea that a couple of years back, all of the earths continents were one, large connected landmass that through the global shift of plate tectonics, shook apart and created our modern day planet. That previous sentence may have numerous discrepancies.
But NOW, according to […]
“How do people live like that?”
Saturday, October 17th, 2009One of my favorite scenes from the documentary “Comedian”.
Jerry Seinfeld talking to Orny Adams in the lobby of Stand-Up New York about what a life in comedy really is.
A great scene in a really amazing documentary.
He’s stealing my act!
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009Beautifully great video. My lands.
I feel bad saying that I was never THIS bad…but I was never this bad. I have seen this kind of thing before live though. And kids, you don’t have to be funny the first time out, but try to actually write JOKES. I don’t know what this dude was going […]
Unsophisticated Sophicism.
Monday, October 12th, 2009Just took my first shower since buzzing my hair. Forgot to tell my hands that not as much shampoo would be needed today. I ended up looking like I won a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award.
My roommates go through toilet paper faster than a hemophiliac with a stack of Band-Aids.
I want to open a secret, […]
Guess who is COLMEing to Dinner!
Sunday, October 11th, 2009Ayds helps you lose weight
Thursday, October 8th, 2009This is old, but it is too ridiculous to not post.
Eternity: I think it’s going to be a long, long time.
Wednesday, October 7th, 2009I grew up in a Christian family. And once when I was young, I asked my mom, how long eternity in Heaven was going to be.
She told me that an easy way to look at it, is to imagine the greatest, most monstrous mountain you have ever seen. Bigger than Mount Everest.
And every 1,000 […]
One of the most exhilarating moments of my life!
Monday, October 5th, 2009I just received this email. I am not sure you can understand my level of excitement right now.
BULL!!!
Comics in the Hood
Sunday, October 4th, 2009Counter Clockwise from the black guy: “Duke”, Paul Mecurio, Adam, Matthew Jenkins, Dustin Ybarra, Joe Machi, Ankara Martinez, Brenda Guzman.
Lil’ Monkey!!!
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009My dad is in Colorado.
At a Costco, a group of 8 or 10 black people were picketing Costco’s sale of the above doll.
I am in shock.
There are 10 black people in Colorado? Are the Broncos off this week?
Bluetoof
Thursday, October 1st, 2009I’m one of those tools that use a Bluetooth headset to make phone calls, even though my hands are completely free.
Bluetooth headpiece courtesy Joey DiJulio.