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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for September, 2009

    Yak yak yak

    Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

    I’m drinking some coffee, I have 45 minutes, so I am going to whine to you.
    I’ve been having an extremely busy last few weeks in between working with friends on projects, staying committed to projects of my own and being open and willing to say “yes” to almost anything offered to me. Sometimes it is […]

    Me and My Soapbox

    Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

    I bought a bar of soap today.
    They now sell them in indivudally packaged cardboard boxes.
    I asked the stock-boy why they started doing that.
    “Probably so that the soap doesn’t get dirty,” he told me, very sardonically.
    Uh oh.
    My soap is in for a surprise.

    No, Seahawks fans…

    Monday, September 28th, 2009

    …don’t buy this.
    You DON’T want it.

    At Friday’s with Breuer

    Sunday, September 27th, 2009

    I was in the studio on Jim Breuer’s radio show this last Friday over at Sirius/XM in Manhattan with Stu Kamens and Mike Bocchetti to discuss mid-90’s stand-up and the ups and downs of Stu’s life. It was fun. Here are some pictures.

    My last shift with Dacia

    Saturday, September 26th, 2009

    One of my closest friends at the Comic Strip this last year has been my “cousin” Dacia. Last night was our last shift working together and so we took a picture. She thinks that she looks like an emaciated woodland creature, but I think that I look pretty good, so we are keeping it.

    I’ll see […]

    My new business cards

    Friday, September 25th, 2009

    If you follow my Twitter, you would have learned a few days ago that my first, professional business card arrived in the mail.
    You also would have learned that in my effort to get as much information as possible onto the card, I had sacrificed overall, easy-readability for substance. While the cards ARE quite legible and […]

    In Connecticut with Andy Pitz this Thursday

    Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

    I’m opening tomorrow night for a really great guy and incredibly funny comedian, Andy Pitz. Andy is one of my favorite comedians to watch and I am thrilled to have the opportunity to work with him this Thursday.
    If you are in Connecticut, you should come check out the show and say hi.

    (click on picture to […]

    Hilarious SNL sketch

    Saturday, September 19th, 2009

    Ahhhhhh! Hilarious!

    Jeff Bates in: McBoom!

    Saturday, September 19th, 2009

    Maybe I am just in a jumpy mood, but I have decided that I can’t rest until America’s worst actor-who-doesn’t-act, lands an action film role.  I care about it so much, I am producing the film myself. I made a poster already.

    MAKE IT HOLLYWOOD!!!

    The Late Shift

    Saturday, September 19th, 2009

    Spent a little bit of money this last week. Just got this book in the mail today. I am pretty excited to start reading it.
    Any thoughts/opinions/reviews on the matter?

    Its a comprehensive book on the Leno/Letterman war for the Carson seat. And I hear from the Los Angeles Times that it is a “gripping, fly-on-the-wall account.”  […]

    Locksmith Advertising, a staged performance

    Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

    HEY!
    Do you remember a few days ago when I wrote about my thoughts on the advertising practices of Locksmith Companies? No? You infrequently check this page? I figured. Anyway, I took it on stage and it did decently. Lets workshop this puppy!

    Locksmith Joke - watch more funny videos

    Adam Cozens says hello to you!

    Sunday, September 6th, 2009

    Hello Blog-Heads!
    Whats up, whats up, whats up? Sorry I haven’t been regularly writing on here. I look at it often and sometimes think “I wish this guy would update it more”, not even thinking that the power to change this page, resides with me. Oh well.  I’ll get to it in time.
    I think it is […]