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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for July, 2009

    Some recent thoughts of mine

    Friday, July 31st, 2009

    People like to take doorknobs when they move out as a memento. But that’s not very nice to the incoming residents. They get to their new home: no doorknobs. That’s not very welcoming.
    A friend recently deemed my writing to be SuperFluous. Which is quite the upgrade over my previous state, of simply Fluous.
    I ate a […]

    Thomas Wilson: The Question Song

    Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

    I heard about this on a recent “Comedy And Everything Else” podcast and I really enjoyed it. Now I pass the love onto you.

    FUNNY!!!

    Where you at, Coz?

    Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

    Whats going on?
    I am going to do my best to keep delivering fresh content to this exciting blog that you have all come to know and bookmark, but when you are here, I thought that I would point you in the direction of a few other places that I have been honing my blogging craft.
    I […]

    SMS Stress

    Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

    I text message a lot. The only thing I don’t like about texting is that there is no spell check. Which can lead to issues. Like this afternoon I found myself wanting to use the word “clever”. But it didn’t look right.
    Thats a moment of panic.
    “Is it E-R or A-R?!?! “
    Clee-VARR? Cleeehver? Kleever? It’s not […]

    QUESTION!

    Saturday, July 18th, 2009

    Coin boat!
    QUESTION!
    When you get change back from a cashier, do you prefer to get the coins placed first in your hand with the bills then set on top, or do you like getting the bills set in your palm first followed by the coins getting settled in them like some kind of […]

    I went to the beach

    Friday, July 17th, 2009

    Hooray! Sun! Sand! Surf! Girls being rescued after having asthma attacks out at sea!
    It was fun for everyone!!!

    Later that night, someone took a picture.

    I look incredibly red. Those whom were present at the time said that I looked as if I’d “gotten some sun”, but didn’t look THIS red.

    OOO MAN! Look at this bug!

    Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

    I came home last night to see that one of my roommates had killed a giant flying bug-type thing that had flown into my room and thankfully, they saved it for me to enjoy. It was incredibly disturbing.

    Jean-Martin Charcot’s great-grandson had it rough

    Sunday, July 12th, 2009

    I’ve been having a rough week. It’s been bad, but not as bad as the week Jean-Martin Charcot’s great-grandson had during his 3rd grade show & tell presentation where he discussed his families legacy. You remember his great-grandfather, right? Jean-Martin Charcot. How could you forget?!? He is only the man who discovered the debilitating and […]

    Who wants another Jeff Caldwell clip? You do? OK!

    Saturday, July 11th, 2009

    Such a great and incredibly talented comedian. I’m a big fan. Please visit www.standupguy.com to learn more. Support GOOD comedy.

    Look at me! Writing again!

    Saturday, July 11th, 2009

    I don’t write on here very much these days. Whenever I sit down to write or say something goofy, I always end up worried that it won’t be funny or of any substance or that I will get judged by you all for it.
    But then I remembered: this is MY blog!
    So if I want to […]

    We all learned something yesterday…

    Friday, July 10th, 2009

    Obama is a butt guy.

    The A.D. Bunch!

    Thursday, July 9th, 2009

    Guess who had 10 free minutes the other night!