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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for June, 2009

    “and you want to be my latex salesman…”

    Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

    Or manager.
    Ladies and gentleman, let me introduce to you Jillian Mavodones the founder of J.Dolby Artist Management and according to what she texted to me last night, my new manager. I am very excited to embark on this endeavor.

    Black or White: A Rhetorical Criticism of a Michael Jackson Standard

    Friday, June 26th, 2009

     
     
    Well, I suppose there is no better time than the present to re-release one of the most poorly-constructed, yet personally entertaining term papers I had the honor of putting together during my scholastic career. Enjoy…
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    Black or White:
     
    A Rhetorical Criticism of a Michael Jackson Standard
    By: Adam Cozens

    Rhetorical Criticism
    March 14, 2006
    A Paper in Three Parts
                                                                                                                                                                                        Part […]

    Michael Jackson, R.I.P.

    Thursday, June 25th, 2009

    APU, 2005.

    My first (legal) NYC entertainment money!

    Saturday, June 6th, 2009

    I’ve been working in the New York comedy industry for well over a year now, but until yesterday, I had never received a paycheque for those efforts. Yesterday morning, HBO won the honors of forever claiming bragging rights to Adam Cozens first New York comedy paycheque. It was incredibly substantial, but it was well worth […]

    Richard Nixon Finds Displeasure in “All in the Family”

    Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

    I heard comedy legend Norm MacDonald discussing this tape on Howard Stern earlier and had to check it out. To quote my grandmother, it is a real hoot. Very funny.
    Nixon’s dry, emotionless play-by-play account of this seemingly homo-erotic episode of “All in the Family” makes for a very fun listen.
    Give it a listen. Its worth […]