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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for April, 2009

    Swine Flu: time to change your habits

    Monday, April 27th, 2009

    And then theres Sod

    Saturday, April 25th, 2009

    Bea Arthur dead at 86.

    Grim Reaper Prank

    Friday, April 24th, 2009

    This is a very hilarious prank. I am very surprised that I hadn’t seen this video before.
    HA!

    You can not call ME Al.

    Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

    I dunno, I just felt like posting this video. I like song.

    Paul Simon |MTV Music

    George Wallace at the Comic Strip Live!

    Sunday, April 19th, 2009

    On April 18th, comedy living legend George Wallace surprised the near sold-out Comic Strip Live! 10:30 show by stopping in to work out some new material for his upcoming Tonight Show appearance. George was incredibly friendly and engaging with all and demonstrated that his uncanny gift for making his comedy relatable to comedy fans of […]

    What I have been thinking about this week

    Friday, April 17th, 2009

    Lets us all start by agreeing on two things: she was not THAT good, and she was not THAT ugly.
    Yes, planet earth, I am talking about the precious media darling of the moment Susan Boyle, the courageous woman who worked through her supposedly beastly unattractiveness to “wow the world” by singing her heart out on […]

    The Today Show interviews pure evil

    Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

    NBC decided to have the worlds angriest girl as a guest on The Today Show earlier this week. It was kind of demeaning. Demeaning for WHOM, exactly? Well, that is up for debate. I don’t think that anyone came away victorious in this interview, but I guess I would have to lean my vote to […]

    My life (and others’ comparisons to it)

    Saturday, April 11th, 2009

    In one night, I got told that I look like: Michael Nesmith (by Rich Vos) and “John Stamos‘ retarded younger brother (by Ryan Reiss).
    I love working in comedy.

    Wow, these guys were jerks!

    Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

    In an effort to put SOMETHING new on the main page every once in awhile, I wrote about how much I loved the “Suicide is Painless” cover that the band Manic Street Preachers did back in 1992 over at Rockworms.com. Not knowing anything else about the group, I began thumbing through the web looking up […]

    So many questions!

    Monday, April 6th, 2009

    Why is the officer putting handcuffs on the guy who is already wearing the orange prison jumpsuit?
    Did the criminal escape from prison and the cop re-caught him just prior to this picture being taken?
    When the criminal decided to escape from prison, did he just do it on-the-fly? If not, why else would he have opted […]

    Ooo! An important e-mail!

    Friday, April 3rd, 2009

    Heck yes! Forget making it in comedy, I’m set!
    ———————————
    Hello,
    My name is Samir Admiraal  I work as an international auditor for the delta lloyd Bank (ALM) Asset Liability
    Managerial department monitoring five branches including Singapore, Belgium and Netherlands.
    I have taken pains to find your contact through personal endeavors which I may explain to you upon your response.
    A […]

    If I was…

    Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

    If I was a universal blood donor, I think that I would be very cocky. Like I was some kind of blood superhero. I could arrive at any medical facility and immediately be in the position to save a life, without any medical training.
    Glad that I am an A plus.

    Anyone up for an art project?

    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

    I want these.
    I want them sooooo bad!
    But they aren’t for sale!
    They are the greatest things ever!

    Northy and Southy! Friends forever!