Archive for March, 2009
This bread is so dark…
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009-Its got 7 kids by 6 women
-Countrywide denied it for a mortgage loan
-it dances on the subway platform for change
-it daily has a hat that it can match to its shoe laces
-it puts Robitussin on its pancakes
One Year in Comedy
Tuesday, March 31st, 2009March 31st, 2008: I step on stage for the first time at the New York Comedy Club in downtown Manhattan. Nearly crapped myself. But made it out alive. Actually got some pretty strong laughs that day. Enough at least to keep going.
March 31st, 2009: 104 spots and 15 clubs later, I enter my second year […]
Get. It. On.
Monday, March 30th, 2009I’ve been listening to a lot of Adam Carolla these last few weeks. Something I have noticed in these last few post-LoveLine years, (the other) Adam C. has adopted the catchphrase “Get It On.”
I’ve liked it.
Its a simple little phrase, but there is something to it. On today’s show, he explained that it […]
A depressingly bad mail day
Friday, March 27th, 2009“OH BOY!”
That is what I thought when I woke up this morning/afternoon.
A FedEx overnight package was outside my door…and it was for ME!
WOW! HBO! Man, this thing is heavy! WHAT COULD IT BE?!?!
Is it a script?
A collection of my favorite magazines?
A few hundred thousands dollars that they need to quickly and quietly move?
Oh dangit. Its […]
Watch Christian’s special or Devin won’t be able to sell him his game
Friday, March 27th, 2009Have a heart.
Watch my buddy Christian Finnegan’s first one-hour special as it premieres on Comedy Central Saturday, May 9th. It is really good.
The Big 100
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009Last night (March 24th) I did 3 shows.
Not bad for a Tuesday. I try to get in 4, but last night, couldn’t fit em in. That is not important though.
Did show #99. It was fine.
Did show #101. Really strong set at the Comic Strip.
But in between those two, at 7:30 o’clock, down in the quiet […]
Back from L.A.
Monday, March 23rd, 2009I made it! I had a great week back in Los Angeles, but its good to be back in New York.
Here are some pictures.
Yell face
The old Orange County bachelor pad (August 2006-December 2006)
I wasn’t actually on the phone. This was staged for the photographed. Sorry.
A great, spontaneous gathering of old college friends, moments after I […]
in L.A.
Monday, March 16th, 2009is where you will find me.
All this week (March 16-23).
Check your local listings.
I made you a new wallpaper!
Friday, March 13th, 2009Hooray for me!
Hooray for Microsoft Paint!
-A.C.
Oh, here is another video of my lame Stand Up
Thursday, March 12th, 2009If you saw the other video that I posted about an hour ago, you probably heard a lot of these jokes. This is a video from the next night, aka LAST night. I went on at about midnight and the crowd was tired but (thankfully) drunk enough to forget that they could leave. So they […]
New Adam Cozens Stand Up video!
Thursday, March 12th, 2009There really wasn’t much of a reason for this video to even be uploaded. The jokes aren’t very new, the crowd was less than in-love with me and my long-sleeved thermal shirt should have been tucked in. But in an effort to keep providing you with quality Cozens crap (the Q.C.C.) I uploaded this video […]
“Based on a True Story”
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009I was watching a movie the other day. OK, no I wasn’t. I thought that would be a better opening to this post, but I see that I can’t even lie to myself. Now I see why I chose this topic. But a few months ago, I DID (maybe) see a subway poster for an […]
This is such B.S.
Monday, March 9th, 2009Uggggghhh…..
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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Three more federal charges have been filed against a University of Tennessee student charged with hacking into the personal e-mail account of Alaska Gov. and former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. David Kernell, the son of a Democratic Tennessee legislator, pleaded not guilty to all charges on Monday, and a […]
Boycott Rihanna!
Friday, March 6th, 2009What happened between Rihanna and Chris Brown was very sad. There is no denying that. He punched her in the face, slammed her head against the car window, bit her fingers, choked her in a front headlock to a near-unconscious state and threatened to kill her many times. That is not cool.
But this morning in […]