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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

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    The end of 2008

    Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

    The end of arguably the greatest year of my life is here.
    Kinda makes me wish I had written something.
    You have a LOT to live up to, 2009.

    “…back when I was bouncin’”

    Sunday, December 28th, 2008

    As someone who has collected money as a purveyor of bar security in Orange County, Seattle and New York City (Go Diploma, Go!), I have had to find small ways to make myself feel better about my perceived lack of ambition. Sure I might not get health insurance and often the pay might be weak […]

    Missed Connections?

    Thursday, December 25th, 2008

    OK, its not like anyone is actually going to read this today anyhow, but its my blog, I have nothing to do today and I found this to be hilarious. Merry Christmas!
    An increasingly realistic looking scenario:
    Hi!!! My name is Adam. On March 18th, I need to fly from New York to L.A. for my sisters […]

    Merry Christmas

    Thursday, December 25th, 2008

    Far in distance. Close at heart.

    This Really Happened

    Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

    Thanks to the magic of Twitter, my dream question has been answered!!
    adam_cozens @DaveSFoley So…just how much does Vicky Lewis hate Kathy Griffin?
    DaveSFoley @adam_cozens less since Kathy has been almost entirely surgically rebuilt.

    Sophie’s OTHER Choice

    Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

    OK, this is a good one:
    If you had the choice between having to JUST ONCE completely and utterly eat it hard (and I mean REALLY, INCREDIBLY, TRULY, PAINFULLY hard) at the beginning of the winter, or have to spend the rest of the season nervously walking around, having your foot sliding on the ice, occasionally […]

    Adam Cozens’ Winter Break Video Blog - #1

    Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

    Name that tune!

    Love ya!
    Adam

    Sometimes You Have to Work On Christmas (Sometimes)

    Monday, December 22nd, 2008

    I get it now.

    SNOW big deal

    Saturday, December 20th, 2008

    Me. In my apartment. Discussing the new hot topic: snow.

    Adam lazilly tells a joke about the snow

    Thursday, December 18th, 2008

    People were there.
    You can’t see them, but they were there.
    Whatever, its timely.

    Taken December 17th, 2008 at the Comic Strip Live! in New York City.
    Warning Mom, I say “the s-word”.

    Adam’s “Sleepwalking” story

    Thursday, December 18th, 2008

    Well, they sure edited the crap outta that one!
    Regardless, here is a video project I did for Birbig’s new Off-Broadway show “Sleepwalk With Me”. His show is really funny. My video? Meh…

    The applause in the background was NOT added in later. It was the crowd leaving the theater after Mike’s show ended. That is a […]

    My President wears mom jeans

    Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

    not to mention one of the most bad-arse shots ever seen of a President:

    Thanks TIME!!!!

    It is SNOW longer cool

    Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

    I got into a fight with the snow earlier this evening. It was at this time that I realized something: Snow sucks.
    Here is the way that I see it:
    Snow is like rain’s developmentally disabled cousin. You only see him around the holidays and when he first shows up, he is a lot of fun. You […]

    I am almost “safe”

    Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

    25.
    The big two-five. It is almost here.
    In less than 2 months time, I will leave behind the realm of the “early-to-mid” twenties and squarely plant my foot on the soil of “mid twenties”, which is a place that I have debatably already been. As those who (sadly) know me might remember, I believe in dissecting […]

    The funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

    Monday, December 15th, 2008

    Thanks Andy Pitz!

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