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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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  • Archive for November, 2008

    Happy Thanksgiving!!!

    Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

    Thanks Paul Mecurio

    What I want to name my kids

    Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

    Recently, I was trying to figure out a way to further deter women who hoped to bed me and I was struck with the realization that I have MANY future-child names already picked out! Some of them have meanings, some I just kind of thought were cool, and others…others I just think would look cool […]

    Why does it gotta be black?

    Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

    I’m sure SOMEONE out there will be offense to this ad.

    Seattle: we suck at sports

    Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

    So after looking at the collection of suck that has happened to Seattle sports this last year, it should be no shock to anyone that in my opinion, Seattle sports is having the:

    Here are some facts:
    -The Seattle Mariners, who just a mere (and now far too distant) five years ago were a 90+ win ballclub […]

    Bill Burr talks about my train!

    Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

    Go Uptown 2! Yeah!!!

    Language Not Safe for Work.

    The circle of life

    Monday, November 17th, 2008

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    LOS ANGELES — Actor Christopher Lloyd says having his home down gave him a “different awareness.”
    Lloyd, who played the scientist sidekick to Michael J. Fox’s character in the “Back to the Future” movies, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that he wouldn’t rebuild the $11 million home in the celebrity enclave northwest of Los Angeles.
    It was […]

    To Sir, with love

    Thursday, November 13th, 2008

    Because I am currently in the midst of a slight obsession with Natalie Merchant/10,000 Maniacs coupled with my undying fandom for Michael Stipe and the upcoming Inauguration Bash for President-elect Obama, I figured that this video was about as good a way as you could go to capture the essence of all three. Enjoy!

    A helpful cheat-sheet for my Mom!!!

    Monday, November 10th, 2008

                 
    Rip Torn = good.                               Rip Taylor = bad.

    America: Still not there

    Monday, November 10th, 2008

    Congratulations America. After years of struggle and oppression, a minority (and a darn good one, too) is finally in the White House.
    Last Tuesdays presidential election of Barack Obama has left many proud Americans with feelings of joy and shouting the oh-to familiar chorus of “change.”
    But we aren’t done yet. It is becoming widely obvious […]

    I’m pretty inactive

    Saturday, November 8th, 2008

    Well, lets all be fair for a second; I AM not inactive, but this page sure has been the last week or so.
    I have actually had things to do off-and-on this last week (for instance, being a “bad Christian” and a “shameful American” for A.) voting for Barack “Who’s Sane” Obama, a known Muslim Terrorist […]

    Good Morning

    Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

    It is a new day.

    In the Year 2000…

    Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

    …Conan O’Brien (or at least someone vaguely dressed like my dad) will vote up on 71st St. Or did. In 2008. Whatever.
    VOTE!!!

    It’s on!!!

    Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

    Now go VOTE!!!!!!!!!

    Election tomorrow!!!

    Monday, November 3rd, 2008

    For those who haven’t been to my blog in awhile, allow me to remind you that tomorrow, November 4th, is my 7th of 8 classes at the Upright Citizens Brigade in my lower level class. We are working on monologues.
    Also, in the United States, we are holding the election for the next president of the […]

    I’m back from Boston!! (and have been for almost a week)

    Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

    So I was planning on using this post to show you all the WICKED PISSA’ pictures that I took up in Boston, but much to both of our chagrin, I lost my new camera. I will get to that story shortly.
    So Jeff and I left New York at 2 p.m. on Friday afternoon and […]