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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

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    My new favorite YouTube video

    Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

    Wow.

    Please help me make this the biggest video since “Adam reacts to Beverly Hills Chihuahua trailer” (if that is even POSSIBLE at this point!)

    “Boom goes the dynamite”

    Tuesday, September 30th, 2008

    This video was one of my favorites back when I was in college and today I re-watched for the first time in well over a year. It still holds its place as being just incredibly cringe-worthy.

    And while we are at it, here is another favorite broadcasting flub of mine.

    I swear I’m not a hater…I just […]

    My shot at fame

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    Remember my 4th of July on Coney Island? I sure do. Apparently so does someone on the YouTube who decided that the annual Independence Day hot dog contest was worth throwing online. And I must thank him or her for that. Now, for your viewing pleasure, two snap shots. Can you find me?

    Courtesy ESPN

    I shall shed no tear

    Monday, September 29th, 2008

    Ta-Nehisi Coates at the Atlantic:
    I’ve been thinking a lot about this nomination and rewatching the videos of Palin’s interview. Honestly, it’s all made me tremendously sad. There are lot of us lefties who are guffawing right now and are happy to see Palin seemingly stumbling drunkenly from occasional interview to occasional interview. I may have […]

    Head of Skate = WINNER!!!

    Friday, September 26th, 2008

    Not only is this video hilarious, but it also stars AdamCozens.Com favorite Liz K. aka “Jeannie Tate”!!!

    See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

    A truly amazing picture

    Thursday, September 25th, 2008

    If I am lucky, maybe 6 of you will fully grasp how incredibly awesome this picture is for me. Either way, its cool.

    “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - a review

    Thursday, September 25th, 2008

    I first met David Sedaris when I was helping my friend and co-worker Susannah move out of her 3rd floor walk up and into a 5th floor Astoria apartment. I was running around, constantly out-of-breath, sweat beading down my face and he was just sitting there on the floor, being distracting. He was not obnoxious […]

    How did this ever get passed?

    Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

    I know that our current, racially-litigious society is quick to jump on anything that has the vague apperance of being offensive, but I didn’t realize that it was such a recent trend. Apperently back in the 90’s, it was still ANYTHING GOES! Or else, how could you explain THIS:

    I know, I know. We all loved […]

    CNN needs to stop with the euphanisms

    Monday, September 22nd, 2008

    Yes, yes. We know what you mean Turner-Based Media Giant. Dirty.

    Dr. Tim Watley wins Emmy gold

    Monday, September 22nd, 2008

    If you woke up this morning suddenly feeling a certain peace with all around you and perhaps noticing that all past hardships and burdens that normally have affected you seems to have wasted away throughout your REM cycle, congratulations. Like me, you are now living in a Bryan Cranston post-Emmy-win world! Ain’t it a beaut?!?
    To […]

    Adam tells a Tasteless joke at EastVille

    Friday, September 19th, 2008

    Ehh, it’s a work in progress. Gotta trim the beginning a bit. You get the point.

    Note: Yes, dad, I know I spelled “tasteless” wrong. It was too late to edit it. Sorry for the shame I have brought you. ;-p

    I went to New Jersey!

    Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

    Oh yes I did! Tonight, one of my roommates needed a ride home from Newark Airport and despite it’s late arrival time and my complete lack of interest in seeing him back, I couldn’t turn down my first chance at a trip to New Jersey!
    Boy was it fun. First, we went over the George Washington […]

    Mid 90’s SNL Steve Martin Cold Open

    Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

    Wow. The headline for this is pretty much identical to what you would use to Google search for the below clip. But you don’t have to. Because I am “embed”-ing it for you.

    Enjoy!

    Fey returns to SNL

    Sunday, September 14th, 2008

    One of the best sketches in a long time.

    Enjoy!

    LOL…IT’S LOWELL!!!

    Sunday, September 14th, 2008

    If it is Saturday afternoon at 5:28 pm EST, that means that it is time for your weekly gratuitous dosage of CHRISTOPHER LOWELL!!!

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