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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

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    Palin FAKED Pregnancy?!?!?

    Sunday, August 31st, 2008

    WOW!!!!

    Daily Kos is reporting that GOP Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin FAKED her most recent pregnancy (the most bally-hoo’d Down’s Syndrome kid) to cover for her daughter’s out-of-wedlock baby. And seriously…the evidence is SHOCKING!
    I rarely (if ever) say this, but this article is truly a MUST-READ!! Check it out! Scandal of the YEAR!!!!

    And now for something completely different…

    Friday, August 29th, 2008

    McCain picks Palin

    Fantasy Football Roster Unveiled!

    Friday, August 29th, 2008

    Well, I am a bit disappointed. After setting up what I thought was a pretty great pre-draft board, I have come away with very few players that I am amazingly comfortable with fielding each week. I do think that this is a fine team overall, but it in no way matches the glamor of my […]

    Mr. Hooper: Dead.

    Thursday, August 28th, 2008

    Big Bird might be a little slow. And a little dramatic.
    I love the intro to this clip. Very political compared to today’s S.S.
    And doesn’t Tom look a BIT too similar to Gene Wilder in this?

    Not a good-looking man

    Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

    Recently, some lame atheist put up a billboard trying to remind people that Religion is dumb. And then this picture got taken of him and placed on the front cover of The Seattle Times. Doesn’t the guy just totally strike you as the traditional poster-boy for all things Atheism? He just meets all of the […]

    What is a dead Duck Worth?

    Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

    Kevin Duckworth, the former starting center for the “All-Adam Cozens Super Awesome Team” (thinking about that, have I never published this list? It was semi-well known around the APU community, but I am not sure if I have ever displayed it here. Well, well…might have to change that soon. If only I could remember the […]

    Adam Video-Blogs LIVE!!!!!! (at the time)

    Monday, August 25th, 2008

    How did I miss all of this tastelessness?

    Monday, August 25th, 2008

    As I look at the above picture of what is dubbed “Titanic Adventure Slide,” (available for parties/reenactments/wakes HERE!) I realize that not only have I SEEN this in person before, but I think at a field-day of years gone by, I might have even joyfully slid down it, totally ignoring or perhaps just missing the […]

    Weekend Fact-Checker

    Sunday, August 24th, 2008

    OBAMA/BIDEN 2008!!!

    Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

    I am sooooooooooo happy right now!!!!!!!!!

    Although….this could be a true point….

    Thanks internet!!!!!

    Congratulations Bobby; but I think you made a huge mistake

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    Firstly, let’s get this out of the way: congratulations to UCB alum Bobby Moynihan on the recent announcement that he will be the newest cast member of NBC’s Saturday Night Live. This must be a thrilling day for you, but before you get too energized, let me be the one to break it to you:
    You […]

    BRYAN CLAY WINS GOLD!!!

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    While I was being distracted starring at my cell-phone waiting for Barack Obama to text me with his decision on his “veep” (what a dumb shorthand), my fellow APU alum BRYAN CLAY won the GOLD MEDAL in the DECATHLON at the OLYMPICS!!!!!!! Congrats Bryan!!!

    For those who don’t know, I once ran into Bryan while voting […]

    Guiltiest Dog EVER!!!!

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    Thanks Best Week Ever!

    PICK JOE BIDEN!!!!

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    Seriously Barry, if you don’t pick Joe, what in the world am I going to do with my four boxes of Obama/Biden ‘08 shirts that I just lifted?

    I suppose these Nicaraguan kids wouldn’t mind some new threads. They are wearing these guys pretty thin at this point.

    I thought of LIZA(!!!) when I saw this…

    Friday, August 22nd, 2008

    INNOCENT PUPPY!!!!!!!!!

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