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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

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    Don’t Be Quick To Judgement!

    Saturday, June 28th, 2008

    You know, when Jim Bates, well-respected photographer for The Seattle Times, took the below photograph, most likely with a large and expensive high-power lens, perhaps a tri-pod, maybe a fanny-pack on, Croc shoes, all the doo-dads of a Seattle pap, I bet almost all of the beach-goers perceived Mr. Bates to be some sort of […]

    Emmy Award Nominee Nominees

    Saturday, June 28th, 2008

    So two days ago, the people at the Emmy’s announced the ten finalists for who MIGHT get nominated to be in the running for best comedy series. It was dramatic.
    According to the people at the Emmy show picking-place, the ten possible candidates are:
    Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Entourage
    Family Guy
    Flight of the Conchords
    The Office
    30 Rock
    Pushing Daisies
    Weeds
    Two and a […]

    Larry David: Help a Bald Brother Out

    Friday, June 27th, 2008

    See Larry David: Help A Bald Brother Out and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com
    See more funny videos at Funny or Die

    30,000

    Thursday, June 26th, 2008

    Didn’t think that it could happen.
    Didn’t think that it should happen.

    If we get to 40,000, I’ll post (censored) excerpts from my favorite YouTube comments on the video. Go With God!

    LETdooooowwn

    Thursday, June 26th, 2008

    While officially this morning’s announcement concludes our latest “celebrities die in three” trifecta, I can’t help but feel a bit let-down to discover that Kermit Love was the final member of this weeks club.
    George Carlin.
    Dody Goodman.
    Kermit Love?

    “Soylent Green is…meeeeeh”

    Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

    Just finished watching the 1970’s sci-fi film “Soylent Green” for the first time. It was alright. Incredibly dated (the film is SUPPOSED to take place in 2022, but DUUH…Charleston Heston is already DEAD!!) and kinda of obvious. One problem with my viewing of it might have been that the point of the movie there […]

    Been Listening to George All Morning

    Monday, June 23rd, 2008

    I now feel worthless as a comedian.
    Inspiring and humbling at the same time.
    He will be missed.

    R.I.P. George Carlin

    Monday, June 23rd, 2008

    Earlier tonight, Entertainment Tonight broke the story that legendary comedian George Carlin had past away at the age of 71. Carlin has suffered through a long history of cardiac issues and finally fell to heart failure in Santa Monica, CA.
    Carlin is one of, if not the single biggest comedic inspiration to almost every professional […]

    R.E.M. at Madison Square Garden - Review…all blog-style!

    Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

    So during, well, really for the most part AFTER I attended this last Thursdays R.E.M. concert at Madison Square Garden, I “live” blogged my review. And now I have posted it all up on the internets. It’s currently sitting over at my #3 favorite music review/opinion site: Rockworms.com waiting for you to muster up the […]

    Oh Good Gracious….

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    This. Is. Just. Ridiculous.

    This supposed lawyer is like, 13 and visibly worthless. I wouldn’t trust him to deliver me General Tso’s less represent me in an unlimited-funds court case. And look how  incredibly nervous he is about saying the word “thong”. He only says it once (around the 3:00 minute mark) and it is hilariously […]

    Comic Strip Live! - WESTSIDE Grand Opening TONITE!!

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    Tonight: the COMIC STRIP LIVE! - WESTSIDE finally has its GRAND OPENING!!!
    Show starts at 8 or something at the Triad Theater.
    Scheduled to appear:

    Christian Finnegan (VH1’s Best Week Ever, Chappelle’s Show)

    Judah Friedlander (NBC’s 30 Rock, “Meet The Parents”, “Zoolander”)

    Orny Adams (Jerry Seinfeld’s“Comedian”, NBC’s Tonight Show)

    Chuck Nice (VH1’s Best Week Ever)

    Mmmm…

    Friday, June 20th, 2008

    I tell ya, if I was gay…

    I used to think he was cool but now he’s…Barackobama-sistible!!!

    What Craig & I did last night

    Thursday, June 19th, 2008

    At some party at the midtown Hilton that I wasn’t invited to, Craig from Craig’s Anatomy and I hung out with one of the two gentlemen below. I will let you guess which one.
    HINT: It’s not the one that you’ve heard of.

    R.E.M. Concert Tomorrow

    Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

    7:00 at Madison Square Garden!!!!

    Tim Russert: Meet The Death

    Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

    The other evening while nursing a glass of fine-crafted bourbon in the 7th floor bar of the W Hotel overlooking Times Square in New York City with a trio of successful record label execs (*cough*, *cough*), we stumbled upon a conversation which I have been MEANING and TRYING desperately to have, but was a bit […]

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