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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

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    The “LOST” Season Finale

    Friday, May 30th, 2008

    was NUCKING FUTZ!!!!!!!!

    See you again in February…2009!!!!!!

    Subject: “Getting Closer”

    Friday, May 30th, 2008

    Ahh man…that’s not cool…

    Thanks Dad 

    “It’s Hed-LEY!!!!”

    Friday, May 30th, 2008

    Rest in Peace to the first man to ever make me realize that Tim Conway could actually be in fact a somewhat entertaining individual, the personality juggernaut, the steering force behind “The Danny Kaye Show”, Mr. Harvey Korman. The comedic actor was 81.

    I went on a cruise yesterday!

    Thursday, May 29th, 2008

    OK, so maybe it was just a inner-Hudson harbor cruise, but it was a heckuvalotta fun nonetheless!
    I got to get all kinds of up-close with some big ‘ol buildings and things. Take a look!

    That’s freshly-shaven me…needing a haircut with the Brooklyn Bridge in the background. The Empire State Building is behind my ear.

    Sad. This is […]

    Maybe a little bit more uplifting?

    Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

    Alright stop.
    So three of the last four posts on the happy good-times joy fun blog have been about deaths and all four of the most recent have involved the topic of death, killing or dying in some way. Let’s change gears.
    New York City in the summer: it can be very hot.

    I had been warned previously […]

    Earle H. Hagen dead at 83

    Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

    I am only posting this because I am sure to get a call tomorrow from my dad telling me all about it.
    Beat you to it.

    Out of Liferica

    Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

    Director Sydney Pollack dies at 73

    Three Things:
    1.) I was at least 75% positive that this happened 6 years ago.
    2.) Until the exact second that I Google-searched for a picture of him to steal, I had always assumed that he was black.
    3.) Out of Africa was absolutely horrible.

    Hillary’s RFK Comments

    Monday, May 26th, 2008

    Due to my well-publicized love for the life, legacy and ideals of Robert F. Kennedy and my unrelenting anger towards the Hillary Clinton camp, many people have asked me the last few days, “What is your take on this shameful act?” regarding his hurtful, despicable, disrespectful and almost illegal comments.
    I am no stranger to the […]

    Well…looks like I won

    Monday, May 26th, 2008

    From Some Newspaper:
    Thelma Keane, depicted in the “The Family Circus” cartoon as mommy, died Friday at age 82 of Alzheimer’s disease.
    Cartoonist Bil Keane’s drawings reflected the family’s own at-home adventures that included cartoon kids - Billy, Dolly, Jeffy, PJ and their parents. His wife, “Thel” that rhythms with bell, was an […]

    Now all we need is some BEN-trification

    Monday, May 26th, 2008

    (no clue who originally made this. If it was you, holler at me and I’ll give you credit)

    Dad-ucation

    Saturday, May 24th, 2008

    From the Adam@AdamCozens.com inbox:
    My son. Unless you are trying to say “it is” don’t put an apostrophe in its. It’s like “his” or “hers”, no apostrophe in either of those possessive nouns.
    I read your latest contribution, something about Weeds and Little Boxes. I must admit I knew nothing about what you wrote, but it looks […]

    “Weeds” to Little Boxes: DIE!!!

    Friday, May 23rd, 2008

    I posted a “Weeds”-related article on Rockworms

    Go read it.

    Fireworks? In NYC? On a night that is NOT the 4th of July?

    Friday, May 23rd, 2008

    I bet some people got scared.
    This happened last night.
    Where was I?

    Who is getting paid what under where by whom?

    Friday, May 23rd, 2008

    Mr. 10,000

    Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

    My cousin Andy Warhol once told me at a sexy cocktail party that everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. I pray to the Lord that this is not it for me.
    If you have been following up to date on the hottest crazes in America, you will know that my YouTube video reacting to the […]

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