Archive for March, 2008
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Monday, March 31st, 2008This evening, I finished the last of my 6 pound Costco-bought Chef Boy’R’Dee (I don’t know how to spell it and I am NOT going to waste my time looking for it) Beef Ravioli. I am in no way saddened by this event, but I do worry that I will now have to resort to […]
Meat on Sale?
Monday, March 31st, 2008So I’ve decided recently that I don’t like buying meat when it is on sale. I feel that somehow, secretly the cow is judging me. Like “What? This is all I’m worth to you? So when I was 39 cents more I was ripping you off? Do you realize that I am a GOD […]
Found in My Closet
Monday, March 31st, 2008Anyone interested in a pair of child’s size 7 Timberlands?
If not, they will end up amongst the other shoes that were left over in my closet from tenants of the past. You can find them outside my window, above Sha’s Big Tymers.
Tiffany…
Sunday, March 30th, 2008upset me greatly this evening. She made the claim that Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is not only better, but in her words “WAAAAY better” than the original Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
I have lost even MORE respect for her. If that is possible.
Goin’ Goin’, Back Back to Costco Costco
Friday, March 28th, 2008Ahhhh. New Rochelle. A place so wonderful, it’s majesty makes me envious of those fortunate enough to experience the splendor that must have been Ye Ol’ Rochelle. I won’t lie New Rochelle, I first heard about you in the great adventure-caper Catch Me If You Can, but ever since then, you have stayed true in […]
They’re Almost Back!
Friday, March 28th, 2008April 10th!! Be sure to show the gang love!
Midnight Train To Georgia - 30 ROCK on FunnyOrDie.com
that airplane that blew up in the mid 90’s out of new york united atlantic missile
Thursday, March 27th, 2008That is what I Google searched to find out the name of….well, the subject line. It was TWA Flight 800. I couldn’t remember. Instead of refining my search, I just kept adding more info.
It worked.
You Like Random Videos?!?!?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Then hop on over to the new VIDEOS tab at the top of this page! Sometimes retro, sometimes grossly inappropriate, but all the times AWESOME, this new video page will allow me to post all that crap that I love without clogging up the main page. Want a sample of what’s over there? OK!!!
No LOST tonight?
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Bull-pucky!
So we don’t have cable in our apartment and we are too lazy to pick up an antenna, so we aren’t able to catch LOST on Thursdays at my apartments. Instead we all huddle up around my beastly computer monitor on Friday afternoons and have a giant snuggle while watching the adventures of Kate and […]
Anal-Bleaching?
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008Tiffany and Devin are home.
We hung out. Ate some Chinese.
Learned about anal bleaching.
I am not sure how I never had heard of this before. It makes so much sense when you think about it, but I just never considered it to be real.
But oh…it’s real.
MAD real.
Heard Out Out Window
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008So moments ago, these two apparently star-crossed lovers, or kindred spirits or something met up in front of my apartment in The Bronx. Maybe they were father and daughter. It doesn’t really matter. They were boisterous and nearly incomprehensible. It was kind of outstanding. The lady then crossed the street but the gentleman wanted to […]
Coffee, Coffee, Coffee!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008It is what I am drinking! I was already a little bit wound up after my post-jog nap this morning, but now I am ZOOMING! Good thing I have some comedy to work on right now or else I would be BUGGIN’ trying to find an outlet for this energy!
I am writing an extended bit […]
I had a morning!!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008So the last couple days I have been staying up late and then sleeping in later, so I have had weird-hour’d, unfullfilling days. But as I lay in bed at 4 a.m. last night, unsuccessful in my quest to stream Ghostbusters, I decided: screw it. I’m staying up.
So there I go. Up and ADAM!!! I […]
Duke vs. Belmont: The (Legal) Highlights
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008Really? Two video-posts in a row? Well, at least it’s worth it.
Somehow I Never Saw This
Monday, March 24th, 2008But now that I have, I looooooooovvveeee it!
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