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    I am a 26 year-old stand up comedian and babysitter. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com


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    I’m starved for content

    Thursday, July 8th, 2010

    I know they are a few weeks old, I don’t have a lot going on today and I left like adding some new content. Here are some pictures from my weekend opening at Comix in New York for Christian Finnegan, July 17-19.

    Scented Can’t-Smells

    Friday, July 2nd, 2010

    My girlfriend likes that I light scented candles before she comes over.  She thinks its me trying to being “romantic.”  Truthfully, I just think its a much more time effective than actually CLEANING the apartment to make it smell better.  Shoot, one strike of a match and she thinks of me to be a regular […]

    Growing up in Church

    Sunday, June 27th, 2010

    My parents raised me in a religious household. They wanted to give me a name from the Bible. So, they chose Adam. Kinda shows the energy and thought process they put into the matter. Wow, you made it all the way to page 3! Good job!
    So I grew up in the church. After college, I […]

    Applause Pause

    Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

    I learned something about myself last week.
    I was listening to my favorite weekly podcast, Comedy and Everything Else and the hosts Jimmy Dore and Stef were breaking down Jay Leno’s jokes at the recent White House correspondent’s dinner.
    They displayed Jay doing a funny joke and then once a few people began to laugh, he barreled […]

    I went to Cancun last weekend

    Thursday, March 25th, 2010

    I took one picture.

    This wasn’t it. Someone else took this one. I just stood in front of the camera.

    Zinc Bar on Thursday

    Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

    Hey, New Yorkers.
    Doing a really fun show this Thursday at the Zinc Bar (82 W 3rd St, Greenwich Village, NYC). Really funny comics. Bill Santiago (Comedy Central Presents: Bill Santiago, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson), Jordan Ferber, Dan Mahoney and more. Great room. Come on by.  I will tell that one joke you […]

    GREAT video. SNL’s finest get presidential

    Thursday, March 4th, 2010

    All the great fake presidents of SNL (and Jim Carrey filling in for the great Phil Hartman) unite under Ron Howard’s helm to campaign for some public service announcement type thing. Either way, it’s enjoyable.

    Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell
    So enjoy it already!
    -AC

    He started it

    Monday, February 15th, 2010

    How I spent my Valentine’s Day

    Winter Blast 0-Ten!!!

    Thursday, February 11th, 2010

    SalAdvertising

    Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

    Maybe its just me.
    Doesn’t Rosacea sound like a pretty tasty salad? Not a great salad, but you’d get it about once a month.
    You might order it and enjoy it and possibly comment on it to a friend about how the place across town makes it better, but you wouldn’t order it again for a […]

    Big Tone! Captured on film!

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Finally captured on film!
    Some in the past have questioned the legitimacy of my claims of having a sloth-like near 500 pound roommate. Well, for the first time, a picture of my roommate “Big Tone”  has been caught on film!

    Undoubtedly fresh off using an entire roll of toilet paper, as per his nature, Big Tone emerges […]

    iPad

    Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

    Apple today made it very difficult for people from Boston to brag about their new iPod’s.

    I make easy things harder

    Monday, January 25th, 2010

    Movie studios like to make movies based on books. I’d rather write a book based on a movie. I’d save a lot of time during character development.
    “Then Craig walked in. Craig was a tall, dark man with…say, are you familiar with Denzel Washington? OK, Craig looked and sounded a lot like Denzel. Actually, […]

    He’s stealing my act!

    Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

    Beautifully great video. My lands.

    I feel bad saying that I was never THIS bad…but I was never this bad. I have seen this kind of thing before live though. And kids, you don’t have to be funny the first time out, but try to actually write JOKES. I don’t know what this dude was going […]

    I’m back from Boston!! (and have been for almost a week)

    Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

    So I was planning on using this post to show you all the WICKED PISSA’ pictures that I took up in Boston, but much to both of our chagrin, I lost my new camera. I will get to that story shortly.
    So Jeff and I left New York at 2 p.m. on Friday afternoon and […]

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