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    I am a 29 year-old stand up comedian and latte-pourer. I write jokes and sometimes, give people the chance to laugh at them.

    Interested in having me on your show? Contact me at booking@adamcozens.com



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  • Recent Posts

  • I’m Going to Portland!

    By adam.cozens | March 26, 2013

    This April 18-21st, I will performing alongside some of my favorite comedians in the country at the 6th Annual Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland, OR! I am delighted to be invited to perform at this grteat festival and to perform in Oregon for the first time. Also scheduled appear at Bridgetown: Dana Gould! Todd Glass! Greg Behrendt! Reggie Watts! Howard Kremer! Myq Kaplan! Nick Thune! Blaine Capatch! and more! Check out the full line-up (including me) here!

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    We’ve (kinda) Moved!

    By adam.cozens | March 12, 2013

    Soooooooooo this website sucks. Its not the worst thing on earth but it’s a pain in the butt to update. So while I am still going keep page up, it’ll primarily be an archive of terrible jokes gone by.

    For all relevant information and tour dates, keep an eye on http://adamcozenscomedy.tumblr.com

    Its not perfect, but its surely better than anything happening over here.

    love yaz!

    -AC

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    WEEKLY JOKES: Week of Febraury 4th-8th

    By adam.cozens | February 13, 2013

    Week of February 3rd-9th “Best” of:

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    WEEKLY JOKES: Week of Jan 21st-25th

    By adam.cozens | January 30, 2013

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    TONIGHT! FREE! 8PM! LOS FELIZ!

    By adam.cozens | January 26, 2013

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    WEEKLY JOKES: Week of Jan 14th-19th

    By adam.cozens | January 21, 2013

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    WEEKLY JOKES - Week of Jan 7th - 11th

    By adam.cozens | January 11, 2013

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    Daily Jokes - Update

    By adam.cozens | January 8, 2013

    Hey guys -

    Quick scheduling news, starting today, Daily Jokes will become Weekly Jokes and will be posted only on Fridays. I will still be writing 5-10 jokes everyday about the news and topical nonsense, but I will be doing so offline and online posting on Friday the 10 or so “best” (used loosely) of the week.  I am doing this in an effort to appear less awful at writing monologue jokes, which is an image I fear I have been letting off, posting my batch of jokes everyday, no matter the quality. Hopefully this weekly greatest hits will offer a more impressive sampling or whatever no one is really out there reading this message anyway.

    See you soon!

    -AC

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    Daily Jokes for January 7th!

    By adam.cozens | January 7, 2013


    Welcome back, you!

    more to come later…

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    Daily Jokes for January 4th!

    By adam.cozens | January 5, 2013

    • George Lucas became engaged to his longtime girlfriend yesterday. People say the cost of planning a wedding is expensive, but no one told me it was “selling LucasFilms to Disney” expensive.
    • U.S. troops are being sent to Turkey to protect their citizens from Syria. The Kurdish people are not amused.
    • Original American Idol Kelly Clarkson is responding to rumors that she is a lesbian. She said, “no, I’m just angry.”
    • To start off the fourth hour of The Today Show, Hoda Kotb and Meredith Viera asked why, with all she knows about the music industry, would go on a reality show? I have a pretty good idea.
    • A group of high school football players in Stuebenville, Ohio are under fire for admitting to raping a girl on a YouTube video that was unearthed by hacker group Anonymous. While these boys may ultimately be never brought to justice, at least their names will be forever linked to scum.
    • A group of small-town Ohio football players are being accused of gang-raping their classmate at a party. Their defense lawyer plans to open with: “C’mon…who among us hasn’t dragged a defenseless 16 year old from home to home urinating and digitally-penetrating her?”

    and finally…

    • A pilot in Minnesota was pulled out of the cockpit after being deemed “too drunk too fly,” which is only slightly more intoxicated than most active Congressmen.

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    Daily Jokes for January 3rd!

    By adam.cozens | January 4, 2013

    and finally…

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    Daily Jokes for January 2nd!

    By adam.cozens | January 2, 2013

    I’m back in town! Happy New Year! Lets get topical!

    and finally…

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    Daily Jokes for Dec 19th!

    By adam.cozens | December 19, 2012

    and finally…

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    Daily Jokes for Dec 18th!

    By adam.cozens | December 18, 2012

    and finally…

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    Daily Jokes for Dec 17th!

    By adam.cozens | December 17, 2012

    Hi Uncle Doug!

    and finally…

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